Defence Dental Service

Discussion in 'Professionally Qualified, RAMC and QARANC' started by GP3_Bunny, Jun 3, 2005.

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  1. I am curious is the DDS a move forward from the DDA
  2. Forgive my ignorance, but what is the difference?
  3. I'll second that, not heard anything about the change!
  4. maninblack

    maninblack LE Book Reviewer

    It will still be the same self serving arrse wipes running things, they will just have a new letterhead.

    Are there any technicians left or have they all been recycled to make room for whatever they call DCAs these days? "Dental Operative Support Clinical Technician Engineer Specialists" so they can get a warm feeling of being valued with no more pay?
  5. Will all the DDS girls put out as much as the DDA girls did? Everywhere I have been there has always been a dental nurse that most of the singlies block have been through.
  6. standards appear to be slipping these days, I remember the dental lassies being near bloody snobs :roll:
  7. No in answer to your question, not at all. Rebadged, remarketed its just bullshit baffling the stupid and ignorant. Just curious but have any of the posts changed or been reduced at Halton or do we still have the too many chiefs style of management going on? Who may i add arnt interested in much more than how much more they can scim off the top for their over-inflated pensions anyway? Bitter, no not me, i love bending over and having my career shafted and mishandled by the universally uninterested, managment training? i wonder where exactly do they fit that in sandhurst or their 5 year army funded dental degree uni cse?.
    Just to reply to the other comments, have been a male DSS for a few years now, harsh maninblack very harsh, the techs have made their own rod for their backs by being shite, not all i have to admit, i know some very good max fax oops sorry i mean dent techs(there goes the war role) who are worth their salt and none that i know off have ever dreamed of becoming a DSS, thanks be to allah, all we would hear about is the good old times making gumshields and crowns that just don't fit!!
    Primroseandblue you have a very good understanding of the calibre of women that we have been blessed with, and might i add, i personnally have tried to lower the reputation of the male DSS, by trying and sometimes even succesfully committing acts of utter depravity and sexual deviantancy to make you cry with pleasure........ god there are some big women out there!!!!
  8. Or big hairy bull dykes ooooooer that thing at woolwich circa 87-89, the queen bee thingy, feck she was a scary creature. S.G for that have any memory cells left.
  9. Aye they where usually a cut above the average weekly ration, Hygienists were usually a pretty fit bunch, but they were usually getting nailed by Dental Officers. DCA's were usually alright, thats if they were into pork sword not carpet munching!!.
  10. Same Sh1t wrapped in a new turd resistant package..... Oooops its split open and sh1t is flying.. Seems it wasn’t so turd resistant after all.... either that or the DDS is more full of sh1t than its lately lamented predecessor.

    edited 1 time for being a mong and not knowing how to type
  11. the DCA birds were usually easy to nail due to the male DCAs usually being dull, fem or both.

    But in a round-a-bout answer to the original question:
    Leicester City have a new home strip, does it make them any less shite?
  12. Leicester who got a new what??? :-D :-D :-D
  13. Leicester city nil, you know the team!
  14. Fang_Farrier

    Fang_Farrier LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    I remember the days when DCAs were still DCA's but the powers that be were forming the AGC and all Clerks had to go to that. Big scare at RADC HQ in case lost all their DCAs so rapid name change and they became DSS, Dental Support Specialists.
    Some of the alternatives were much more fun, I seem to remember Surgery Helper and Information Technolgist being a popular choice!
  15. DDA = Donald Duck Association

    DDS = Donald Ducks Soldiers :D

    RADC = Royal Army Divorce Corps

    RADC = Royal Army Drinking Corps