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HORRIFIED diners watched in shock as a maniac sliced off his manhood in a crowded pizza restaurant.
Last night cops were trying to establish the Pole’s background. He had left no identification in the clothing he discarded. A source said: “We believe he’s Polish and 35. We don’t know if he has a history of mental illness, but he’s clearly not a well boy.”


The police have now ascertained that his name is Knobless. The restaurant are now considering a new pizza topping. Any suggestions?

Isn't there a porn site called Big Sausage Pizza, which basically involves a pizza boy getting his knob sucked through a pizza box and pizza?

So Ive been told..... :oops:

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