Decisions Decisions

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by B_AND_T, Oct 26, 2012.

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  1. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    I have the chance of knocking off early today

    The wife has taken the youngest kiddie to see a friend. The 2 oldest are out with their mates.

    Do I

    A. Go and meet the wife and her mate for a couple of Friday afternoon beers

    B. Make the most of the house being empty and have a leisurly wank in the bath

    Your assistance please!
     
  2. B of course......unless you have a chance at shagging your wifes friend assuming its a wench, then A
     
  3. Combine B with a bit of A.

    Have a wank in the bath followed by a few beers.
     
  4. Go through your kids' laundry baskets and use their underwear as a rudimentary aid to masturbation.

    As you are a male secretary you may need naked photos of men to initiate your erection.
     
  5. C. Try get get caught by wife and friend during B, and see what happens.
     
  6. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    No need, I have a copy of Goat Weekly.
     
  7. Aye and I am still waiting for you to return it to me.
     
  8. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    I'll get you a new one, I laminated yours!
     
  9. I'm sure Crio would oblige you...
     
  10. B
     
  11. Why make difficult decisions? Get your wife and her mate to give you a soapy titwank in the bath whilst your youngest keeps busy on beer fetching / empties removal.

    Simple.
     
  12. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    This would be after the Ring Cycle talk in the Clore Studio at the Royal Opera House this evening at 6.30pm. Pre-performance, invite only?

    Gosh. What did you do afterwards? The lives of poor people are a fascinating mystery to me.
     
  13. Be interesting to note if the friend picks up on the scent of jizz on your hands as well.
     
  14. B
     
  15. B. Make the most of the house being empty and have a leisurly wank in the bath

    ... so I can come around and rape you in the tub...