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Discussion in 'Sick Jokes' started by Ciggie, Dec 8, 2011.

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  1. What's blue and fucks Scottish grannies ? Frostbite.
  2. Whats red and fucks grannies? Wayne Rooney!
  3. What's white and fucks English grannies.

  4. What's blue and fucks old people? Me in my lucky blue suit.
  5. What's blue and makes women scream in the morning?

    Cot death!
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