I hear on the radio that several local authorities have been infiltrated by the p.c. Nazis who insist that street lights around the end of December must NOT be called C.H.R.I.S.T.M.A.S lights. They have to be given a less emotive name. Suggestions are celebrity lights, party lights etc. I hope I am not alone in ARRSE when I will be calling these decorative features, that are part of ouir heritage, ISRAELITES.