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Debbie Harry

my bloody son is in guildford at a music festival listening to my childhood idol.............and he keeps ringing me up so i can here her and is rubbing it in :x

him and 10 mates are there for the weekend and have booked a 9x9 tent out from the QM's and are on the booze train as he calls it :roll: he sounds as though he is about to fall off it though :D

god i loved her 30 years ago.........wouldnt kick her out of bed now either , even though she does qualify for a bus pass :wink:


Schweik. You just made me realise that I now qualify for the " certain age" tag. Bastrad
Up until ten years ago I would have agreed. She really is past her sell by date now though.



Robbie Williams would fcuk a frog if it would stop hopping.


In the 70's I got hold of real women. Subsequentialy I dont have scars all over my hands and knees like Josey.
JoseyWales said:
In the 1970's I would have crawled 500 miles over broken glass on my hands and knees just to insert match sticks in her poo.
I would have done the same just to light one of her farts..... at least that would have had a more fulfilling ending...

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