Death, the afterlife and the fucking Welsh

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by TheIronDuke, Sep 6, 2012.

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  1. Jesus is my Lord and Saint Peter owes me £20

    13.5%
  2. Who gives a rats. I am alive

    26.9%
  3. I shall be reincarnated as a woman

    17.3%
  4. I really wish I had not chosen seven options on this poll

    5.8%
  5. DELTIC ya bass

    15.4%
  6. Hedgehogs. If we all came back as hedgehogs the world would be a better place

    17.3%
  7. Marry me, lovely Iron Duke

    17.3%
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  1. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    Let us face it, it is in the post. We are all going to walk the crow road. So, when your time comes...

    72 virgins? Not entirely convinced of that.

    Fairies wafting about the nailed Christ? Not entirety convinced of that.

    Buddhist. Reincarnated as a fucking hedgehog? Not entirely convinced of that.

    Oglalah Sioux. Swallowed into the gob of a big eagle? Yeah, maybe.

    Welsh. Sucked into the bowels of Satan because everybody hates the fucking Welsh.

    Odin. Mead halls and spending an eternity with pissed up fucking deadbeats wearing funny hats. Nah, probably not.

    So, how will you spend your time when you are a deader?
     
  2. Well, I said I just wanted to marry you but am I supposed to take this thread seriously or tell you that I believe I'll be re-incarnated as a 13 year old sex bombs first tampon because I've been a good boy lately?
     
  3. Are the virgins all male?
     
  4. I'm hedging my bets so chose all 7.
     
  5. Whooooaa fuck all wrong with the welsh!
     
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  6. "Odin. Mead halls and spending an eternity with pissed up fucking deadbeats wearing funny hats. Nah, probably not."

    Sounds like being back in the mob, I'll go with this one then
     
  7. That's good to hear, i'll bum you and check the quality.
     
  8. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    Yeah, sorry pal. Everybody wants to spend eternity with a bunch of shortarse miserable fucking dwarves who bleat on about Men of Harlach.

    So, moving on... I quite fancy that Buddhist reincarnation thing. Just so long as I do not come back as a hedgehog. Or a fucking Welshman.
     
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  9. Grumblegrunt

    Grumblegrunt LE Book Reviewer

    bear in mind the wheel of life denotes that your next life will reflect on how bad you've been in this one.

    the hope is that when you come back as a spider someone will squash you so you get a promotion next time
     
  10. I bet you can't guess what I voted for.
     
  11. There's a school of thought that reckons each time you kick the bucket you get re-incarnated as a lower form of life, so ........ looks like this c/s is coming back as either a politician or a catfish.
     
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  12. It's 'Harlech' you rambling geordie twat.
     
  13. What does scientology say about the afterlife?

    How about the matrix? You wake up then get flushed down a fuckoff big toilet. That sounds like good fun til you hit the bottom.
     
  14. But if you get to keep Katie Holmes prisoner then shurely tis worth it!
     
  15. i didn;t read the question.

    do you want this flywheel or not?