Naturally when I first heard about these Death Pact Forums I thought what a bunch of sad act wierdos, but I've had a change of heart. Obviously these people are going to top themselves anyway, can we not use their deaths both for the greater good of the country, and the greater good of my commute through London (instead of bloody throwing yourself infront of my train - you're commiting suicide, why not hit beachy head, after all its not like you've got anything else planned). Just think, you're a tubby fucker, and unlike the fork in your hand, you're down. Why not start bouncing around Helmand MSR's in a snatch to look for pressure plates. Skinny, annorexic, nobody loves you - gleaming, you're first through the door when carrying out room clearances. Not only do you get your funeral costs paid for. Your parents will feel a smidgeon better about it and you'll be scraped off the wall by somebody a bit less squeamish than your average jo blow Civvy who'se not going to want to pick up your severed willy when it gets sliced off by Bogies of the 4:50 from Paddington. Basically we're looking for that 11th Man YouTube - Beyond the Fringe - from the 'Aftermyth of War' sketch. Anybody else got any ideas about jobs for the expendible?