Just search 'Cortinarius', looks like one of the varieties, as there are quite a few that look similar. Not scaly enough for honey fungus, but thick stemmed like Cortinarius, they tend to be associated with pine type trees?
Use your imagination. Pick them take them home, on the way home take a diversion down the shops get some chestnut mushrooms. Next rustle up some dinner, cooking and serving the chestnut mushrooms to yourself and those in the picture in a nice creamy sauce to the Mrs. See what happens, make sure you do the washing up.
Report back with results.