Death of Steve Jobs announced

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  1. Police are treating the death of Steve Jobs, the founder of Apple, as suspicious.

    They have appealed for i-witnesses.
     
  2. He has been uploaded to the internet in the sky
     
  3. Yes, but will Apple crumble?
     
  4. Jobs jobbed.
     
  5. Well, Obama did say he would get Jobs for the country but everyone thought he was talking about the economy.
     
  6. HHH

    HHH LE

    Apple mustn't be doing so well as the headlines said "No more Jobs at Apple"
     
  7. When you die, you see your life going by in a flash... but Steve Jobs didn't.



    Apple doesn't support Flash.
     
  8. Longlenny

    Longlenny War Hero Book Reviewer

    Steve Jobs last text message :- Iphucked.
     
  9. did they try switching him off and on again
     
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  10. In the style of a Microsoft advert:

    I'm pancreatic cancer,
    I divide cells and spread uncontrollably,
    I'm PC... and killing Steve Jobs was my idea
     
  11. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    I hear he is going to get a burial at sea.

    Fucking typical, Jobs for the Buoys!
     
  12. Actual headline on the BBC webpage: "Steve Jobs died of respiratory failure"

    Steve Jobs was telling Bill gates that Apple would soon overtake Windows.

    Bill gates said

    "Don't hold your breath"