Death of Steve Jobs announced

He has been uploaded to the internet in the sky
Apple mustn't be doing so well as the headlines said "No more Jobs at Apple"
When you die, you see your life going by in a flash... but Steve Jobs didn't.

Apple doesn't support Flash.
In the style of a Microsoft advert:

I'm pancreatic cancer,
I divide cells and spread uncontrollably,
I'm PC... and killing Steve Jobs was my idea


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I hear he is going to get a burial at sea.

Fucking typical, Jobs for the Buoys!
Actual headline on the BBC webpage: "Steve Jobs died of respiratory failure"

Steve Jobs was telling Bill gates that Apple would soon overtake Windows.

Bill gates said

"Don't hold your breath"

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