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Death by cake

#2
It's probably not the 1st time that someone's choked whilst having a fairy in their mouth, but I'm not sure about the dying part?? ;)
 
#5
It occurred in Monkey Cafe-I bloody hate that place to be honest. I went in there a few weeks ago and it was full of cnuts.

Darwinism in action.
 
#7
He's never going to beat the "45 mini scotch eggs and a gallon of assorted squaddie spuzz" record set by one of the hideously rotund and f ucking gopping female members of this site.
 
#8
shortfuse said:
He's never going to beat the "45 mini scotch eggs and a gallon of assorted squaddie spuzz" record set by one of the hideously rotund and f ucking gopping female members of this site.
Do you have piccies?
 
#11
Old_Gregg said:
"One and a half times the drink drive limit".....what 5 units? Hardly Ollie Reed territory is it?!
I thought more or less the same thing. One and a half times over the limit. Well WTF has that got to do with anything. So, he was a bit tipsy, I think the more important fact here, is that he was obviously a total Knob.

The other thing that got me was the guy that tried to help him was a "former Lifeguard". Well I remember the Lifeguards well, from when they were in Detmold. Right bunch of poofs - no wonder he couldn't help.
 
#12
the_matelot said:
It occurred in Monkey Cafe-I bloody hate that place to be honest. I went in there a few weeks ago and it was full of cnuts.

Darwinism in action.
Further to my last, I went in there today with ms matelot and they've now got some very very nice looking Polish birds working there. I shall be going back there again. :D
 
#13
the_matelot said:
the_matelot said:
It occurred in Monkey Cafe-I bloody hate that place to be honest. I went in there a few weeks ago and it was full of cnuts.

Darwinism in action.
Further to my last, I went in there today with ms matelot and they've now got some very very nice looking Polish birds working there. I shall be going back there again. :D
Its that accent, it does things to me..... :whew:
 
#14
I have been attempting suicide by cake for the last 32 years! It’s not easy and this fella deserves a bit of respect after achieving his aim in just one go. Good work fella.
 
#15
Jesus, those fellas are insane - 1.5 times the legal limit - phuck me, that's going for it.

Get the mobile phone coverage on Dirty Sanchez - 5 fairy cakes - Woo Hoo! :roll:
 
#16
Its so funny when stupid people die,
maybe we should start a TV show called "top yer'self" or something.

But on a more serious note, why didnt the former lifeguard do the Heimleich from the moment he realized what was going on?
And slapping a choking persons back can aggravate the situation unless the victims head is lower than their legs...

But whatever happened thats fcuking funny as hell
 
#17
futurebootie said:
Its so funny when stupid people die,
maybe we should start a TV show called "top yer'self" or something.

But on a more serious note, why didnt the former lifeguard do the Heimleich from the moment he realized what was going on?
And slapping a choking persons back can aggravate the situation unless the victims head is lower than their legs...

But whatever happened thats fcuking funny as hell
Are you blind?

Read the post, he was already 5 times over the drink drive limit!

What the hell is another can of the frankly pisspoor Dutch lager going to achieve?
 
#18
shortfuse said:
He's never going to beat the "45 mini scotch eggs and a gallon of assorted squaddie spuzz" record set by one of the hideously rotund and f ucking gopping female members of this site.
My record of 65 silverskin pickled onions still stands. I gagged four or five times during that little effort, but still managed to keep it all in. (It took about 25 minutes IIRC.) I've also managed 45 compo boiled sweets.

In my expert opinion, this bloke was obviously not drunk enough. See what happens when mere mortals try keeping up with the hardcore players?
 
#19
skintboymike said:
shortfuse said:
He's never going to beat the "45 mini scotch eggs and a gallon of assorted squaddie spuzz" record set by one of the hideously rotund and f ucking gopping female members of this site.
My record of 65 silverskin pickled onions still stands. I gagged four or five times during that little effort, but still managed to keep it all in. (It took about 25 minutes IIRC.) I've also managed 45 compo boiled sweets.

In my expert opinion, this bloke was obviously not drunk enough. See what happens when mere mortals try keeping up with the hardcore players?
But not Green ones right?
Tell me not the green ones?

sicko!
 

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