The mink will stop you sneezing (and breathing, too) unless you muzzle the little fecker, rip your face off as soon as look at you, those things.
Oh, and the students can get their own water cannon; don't see why you need to give them one?
As walting seems to be such a big thing this year can you walt me so that I can claim to have never been in the military but am an accountant named David who collects stamps and match programs for Cefn Druids FC? Oh and can you also walt me so I also have a plain drab girlfriend called Penny who works as a teaching assistant for special needs children?
Cheers Albertous, sorry David (us walts have to live the part you know)
I'd like to go to a student riot wearing steelies with boudicca spikes, a hard hat and dusters while carrying a flail chain in one hand and a nailed bat in the other, and also a badge that says 'security'.
Dear Jim, er Santa, please could you fix it for me not to loose my job in the defence review and to work less hours & for more pay.
if not could i then have a new computer, faster internet access & a subscription to a couple of MILF porn sites.