Whats on your letter to Santa this year (no clever jokes about wiping your arrse/knob/kebab/bed sore) Here are ten starters for you (click the image for more details) 1. Sinners and Citizens: Bestiality and Homosexuality in Sweden, 1880-1950 2. The 2007 Import and Export Market for Bovine Semen 3 Ode to the Cunt: And Other Love Poems 4. Photographic Print of Cervical cell infected with herpes virus 5. Rectal Prolapse: Diagnosis and Clinical Management 6. The Little Book of Wanking: The Definitive Guide to Man's Ultimate Relief 7. Puppetry Of The Penis 8. Shag Yourself Thin 9. The Little Book of Minge Topiary or for the more musically minded of you, I give you the delightful Rectal Smegma A band of no equal with a great back catalogue including Fat Grannies Are Cool Frog Felching Dildo Lobotomy Bloody Ballsack Menstruation Cocktail and the ever popular Drowned in Excrements Click here to listen http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B00264DQDG/?tag=armrumser-21 Whats on your list then? If you do buy any of these by the way, Sgt Slingsby will get a small cut, so get clicking!