Dear Santa

Whats on your letter to Santa this year (no clever jokes about wiping your arrse/knob/kebab/bed sore)

Here are ten starters for you (click the image for more details)

1. Sinners and Citizens: Bestiality and Homosexuality in Sweden, 1880-1950

2. The 2007 Import and Export Market for Bovine Semen

3 Ode to the Cunt: And Other Love Poems

4. Photographic Print of Cervical cell infected with herpes virus

5. Rectal Prolapse: Diagnosis and Clinical Management

6. The Little Book of Wanking: The Definitive Guide to Man's Ultimate Relief

7. Puppetry Of The Penis

8. Shag Yourself Thin

9. The Little Book of Minge Topiary

or for the more musically minded of you, I give you the delightful

Rectal Smegma

A band of no equal with a great back catalogue including

Fat Grannies Are Cool
Frog Felching
Dildo Lobotomy
Bloody Ballsack
Menstruation Cocktail

and the ever popular

Drowned in Excrements

Click here to listen

Whats on your list then?

If you do buy any of these by the way, Sgt Slingsby will get a small cut, so get clicking!
scruff_2 said:
I just bought the "shag yourslf slim" book as my secret sant gift for a bird in our office.
More like secret satan :twisted:

I was hoping that there was a 'which' guide to the pocket vagina, a small discreet tour essential :D
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