Dear Santa

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by meridian, Nov 25, 2009.

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  1. meridian

    meridian LE Good Egg (charities)

    Whats on your letter to Santa this year (no clever jokes about wiping your arrse/knob/kebab/bed sore)

    Here are ten starters for you (click the image for more details)

    1. Sinners and Citizens: Bestiality and Homosexuality in Sweden, 1880-1950


    2. The 2007 Import and Export Market for Bovine Semen


    3 Ode to the Cunt: And Other Love Poems


    4. Photographic Print of Cervical cell infected with herpes virus


    5. Rectal Prolapse: Diagnosis and Clinical Management


    6. The Little Book of Wanking: The Definitive Guide to Man's Ultimate Relief


    7. Puppetry Of The Penis


    8. Shag Yourself Thin


    9. The Little Book of Minge Topiary


    or for the more musically minded of you, I give you the delightful

    Rectal Smegma

    A band of no equal with a great back catalogue including

    Fat Grannies Are Cool
    Frog Felching
    Dildo Lobotomy
    Bloody Ballsack
    Menstruation Cocktail

    and the ever popular

    Drowned in Excrements

    Click here to listen

    Whats on your list then?

    If you do buy any of these by the way, Sgt Slingsby will get a small cut, so get clicking!
  2. Just bought the Minge Topiary one, a perfect present for that special someone!
  3. I went to see puppetry of the penis live in the 80's,WOW! :D
  4. I just bought the "shag yourslf slim" book as my secret sant gift for a bird in our office.
  5. More like secret satan :twisted:

    I was hoping that there was a 'which' guide to the pocket vagina, a small discreet tour essential :D
  6. meridian

    meridian LE Good Egg (charities)

    Found another interesting book, fun for all the family

    The Cu_nt Colouring Book

  7. Gremlin

    Gremlin LE Good Egg (charities)

    Medical version:

    Vaginal Examination Guide

    More interesting version in Google Book format (download it to you mobile as a pdf):

    The Illustrated Guide to Extended Massive Orgasm