Dear Pope Benadict

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  1. jim24

    jim24 Book Reviewer

    Dear Pope Benadict,

    If you visit my street I will become a Catholic, this is because I have become a true believer since you did the miracle of the Speed Bump/Sleeping Policeman

    Luv Jim

    All speed bumps have been removed on Papal routes, so that's where the £20 million went
  2. Dear Pope Benadict,

    Fuck Off.

    Yours Harry.
  3. Dear Pope,
    Finally invaded England you NAZI

    PS get your towel of my sun lounger,

    PPS get of my son
  4. seconded.I'm sick of hearing the big nosed tw@ts name on tele,radio e.t.c.
  5. C'mon Jim, I though a man of your calibre would have done it themselves, like this chap

    BBC NEWS | England | Oxfordshire | Builder guilty of wrecking speed hump
  6. He's going shopping at Lidl - now don't hurt him he's really old but.. if he pushes in front of you at the till and starts shoving you around after nicking the almost out of date reduced food from under your nose. Well go for it, even though you got that ban for scrapping with that bird on the check-out.
  7. jim24

    jim24 Book Reviewer

    That was not me it was Tropper, must keep taking the medication though
  8. Dear Chairman of the pixies (or any other make believe fable),

    Your employees routinely fuck under age kids.
  9. Dear Pope,
    Dave Allen would have had a field day with your visit- so much material to work with!
  10. I'm having £50 on you ramming the pope mobile with your motorhome.
  11. jim24

    jim24 Book Reviewer

    I would if I could well enough to drive the Effing thing
  12. Perhaps he'll work another miracle and teach you how to spell.
  13. jim24

    jim24 Book Reviewer

    Oh FFS the spelling Nazi strikes again.I'm an ex soldier,not an English Graduate
  14. He's just bought the last night vision goggles at Lidl and he's laughing at you, go get him Tiger.
  15. Dear Kiddy Fiddler in Chief

    Please visit our street on November the 5th as we are currently missing a Guy for our bonfire and feel you may be able to help.