dear oh deer

Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by Joyseeker, Feb 24, 2013.

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  2. I have sex nearly every night of the week,

    nearly on Monday
    nearly on Tuesday
    nearly on Wednes...........




    Sent from me in my taxi, getting out of the way flying glass
     
  3. What?

    Is English your mother-tongue?
     
  4. Chinese bloke goes to chemists on New Years eve, asks for a dozen condoms. "Quite the ladies man, thats a lot for one night" "Oh no", says the embarrassed Chinaman. "One for January, one for Febluary..."