Dear Moderators, please wake up.

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by The_Snail, May 13, 2012.

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  1. We are getting trampolined by cheesers and I really need some sleep.

    We can't fend them off by ourselves all of the time.

    I also need a piss.
     
  2. At least one photograph of the event is required.
     
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  3. Eewwwwwwwww!
     
  4. You didn't buy me a pony, so you know what the answer will be.
     
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  5. That's because we saw what happened to the last one...

    deadhorse.jpg
     
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  6. You need some boiled eggs to go with that,.
     
  7. Some Indian bees as well.

    FOR THE LOVE OF BABY JEBUS WILL ONE OF THE MODERATORS PLEASE WAKE UP!!






    I just said that out loud didn't I?
     
  8. Negligent-Discharge

    Negligent-Discharge LE Book Reviewer

    Sorry me ol' mucker... shurely BBQd eggs?
     
  9. Of course,crack the egg into the eye socket,perfect!
     
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  10. Negligent-Discharge

    Negligent-Discharge LE Book Reviewer

    Actually, it's the result of the local ACF on an "Initiative Weekend" How do I know? They've used green branches to BBQ their breakfast.
     

  11. I thought they were making the National more "user-friendly"?
     
  12. Is that with Fries?
     
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  13. Or crisps?
     
  14. spike7451

    spike7451 RIP

    Believe they call them game chips when served with exotic meats....Although I dunno if an old nag would qualify...
     
  15. Are you referring to the OP as an old nag? Just asking.
     
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