Dear Jeremy Kyle...

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The following is a text sent to Jeremy Kyle.

"Dear Jeremy. I need your help. You see, I'm 15 years old and pregnant. My parent's don't know. The father is a Yardie named Linval. He deal's drugs and pimps out some women a few nights a week. Linval has a gun and has used it on people. Linval is 20 years old and is already married... He's just got out of prison too, after his animal porn collection was discovered. Whilst in prison, Linval found out that he is HIV positive and thinks it's from his exploits as a bisexual prostitute when a teenager.

The question I need answering is this. How do I tell my parent's Linval supports Sheffield Wednesday?!"
 
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