(Seen elsewhere on the interweb): "I am interested in the US Senate seat recently vacated by our President-Elect. I will be moving to Illinois shortly to establish residency. Am willing to trade one 1982 Toyota pickup (still running), 3 Jose Canseco rookie cards, and an original Marilyn Monroe Playboy centerfold. Please reply to doj.gov/compensation/bribery..." Meanwhile, Hopenchange remains stonily silent regarding their involvement....even the LA Times is starting to ask questions. Me, I'm popping some popcorn and enjoying the show. The American people wanted the Chicago Machine in the White House, they're gonna get it in spades.