Dear Gary Barlow. Please stop it.

#1
Is he on drugs or something? How many more old half dead singers can he rake up?

Lenny Henry and jimmy Carr? He's having a laugh.

Unlike me.
 
#3
Is he on drugs or something? How many more old half dead singers can he rake up?

Lenny Henry and jimmy Carr? He's having a laugh.

Unlike me.
I heard Amy Winehouse's corpse might be making a surprise appearance.

Freddie Mercury's on standby.
 
#4
I heard Amy Winehouse's corpse might be making a surprise appearance.

Freddie Mercury's on standby.
They'd be better than most of these lot.
 
#5
Any idea what Grace Jones was thinking when she decided to hula hoop through her bit, I am assuming she was on some sort of medication.
and Annie Lennox is making my ears bleed, I'm off out for a smoke and top up.
 
#6

the_boy_syrup

LE
Book Reviewer
#7
From the reign that brougt you The Who, Pink Floyd and Led Zep we get JLS and the thick bird of the voice.
No wonder the DoE has chucked a sickie.

Barlow would blow one of the Corgi's if he thought it would get a knighthood mind he'd have to fight Titchmarsh off the thing first.
 
#8
I bet even the people that signed all the Di books have fucked off home now . Was Grace Jones ever credible or did people just buy her albums to see a bit of skin ? The hula hooping mad self indulgent cow .
 
#9
Any idea what Grace Jones was thinking when she decided to hula hoop through her bit, I am assuming she was on some sort of medication.
and Annie Lennox is making my ears bleed, I'm off out for a smoke and top up.
And did you notice at the end of her performance she wished the Queen happy birthday!!!
 
#10
Is there a concert or something on? You'd think there would have been something on the news about it...
 
#11
And did you notice at the end of her performance she wished the Queen happy birthday!!!
Well it's ALMOST her birthday, and given Jonesy is generally in her own little galaxy she did well to know what year it is, let alone what month!
 
#12
Barlow would blow one of the Corgi's if he thought it would get a knighthood mind he'd have to fight Titchmarsh off the thing first.
They should put Titchmarsh in the Upper House so he can show their Lordships how to wank off a flower.
 
#13
To be fair...young Sir Tom is sounding good, certainly by comparison with the rest of the tone deaf fuckwits they've dragged up!
 
#14
From the reign that brougt you The Who, Pink Floyd and Led Zep we get JLS and the thick bird of the voice.
No wonder the DoE has chucked a sickie.

Barlow would blow one of the Corgi's if he thought it would get a knighthood mind he'd have to fight Titchmarsh off the thing first.
I'm not watching this extravaganza so I'll take your word for it. Sounds like they're scraping the barrel a bit. I'm sure it's The Korgis though. Don't tell me they're there too...

[video=youtube;kJoRsrXZ8c8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJoRsrXZ8c8[/video]
 
#15
I bet even the people that signed all the Di books have fucked off home now . Was Grace Jones ever credible or did people just buy her albums to see a bit of skin ? The hula hooping mad self indulgent cow .
You fecking Philistine!....with Sly and Robbie producing the 'riddims', she was hot in her day....the skin bit was a bonus. Not sure if I'd want to feck or fight her though..scary bitch, but she's 62 FFS!...and the hula hoop thing was part of her act from last year.

Grace Jones ~ Private Life - YouTube

Grace Jones - I've Seen That Face Before (Libertango) - YouTube

Grace Jones - Pull Up To The Bumper - YouTube

Slave To The Rhythm - YouTube
 
#17
Ey up.

Robbie Williams could sing whatever he wanted to me and I'd still shove a tenner in his nicknacks.
 
S

syledis

Guest
#19
Ey up.

Robbie Williams could sing whatever he wanted to me and I'd still shove a tenner in his nicknacks.
Robbie Williams? Thats the last time i ever stick up for you!!


Any odds on Barlow getting a Knighthood in the New Year honours?
 
#20
You fecking Philistine!....with Sly and Robbie producing the 'riddims', she was hot in her day....the skin bit was a bonus. Not sure if I'd want to feck or fight her though..scary bitch, but she's 62 FFS!...and the hula hoop thing was part of her act from last year.

Grace Jones ~ Private Life - YouTube

Grace Jones - I've Seen That Face Before (Libertango) - YouTube

Grace Jones - Pull Up To The Bumper - YouTube

Slave To The Rhythm - YouTube
I only liked her in that Bond film , I was only a nipper but she looked like a right handful . Literally a sexy panther
 

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