Dear Diary

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  1. DEAR DIARY. DAY ONE

    I am all packed and ready to get on the cruise ship. I've packed all my pretty dresses and makeup. I'm really excited.
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    DEAR DIARY. DAY TWO

    We spent the entire day at sea. It was beautiful and we saw some whales and dolphins. What a wonderful vacation this has started to be. I met the Captain today and he seems like a very nice man.
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    DEAR DIARY. DAY THREE

    I spent some time in the pool today. I also did some shuffle boarding and hit some golf balls off the deck. The Captain invited me to join him at his table for dinner. I felt honored and we had a wonderful time. He is a very attractive and attentive gentleman.
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    DEAR DIARY. DAY FOUR
    Went to the ship's casino ... did OK ... won about $80. The Captain invited me to have dinner with him in his state room. We had a luxurious meal complete with caviar and champagne. He asked me to stay the night but I declined. I told him there was no way I could be unfaithful to my husband.
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    DEAR DIARY. DAY FIVE

    Went back to the pool today and got a little sunburned. I decided to go to the piano bar and spend the rest of the day inside . The Captain saw me and bought me a couple of drinks. He really is a charming gentleman! He again asked me to visit him for the night and again I declined. He told me that if I didn't come to his cabin for the night, he would sink the ship. I was appalled.


    DEAR DIARY. DAY SIX

    I saved 1600 lives today... Twice