Dear Auntie ARRSE

#1
just curious..

is it okay to drink beer from a woman's -um - you know ??
and what type would you recommend? Ale, Porter, Lager

and do you have to use Stout when you're with a short, fat munter?




my hat and coat? Thank you very much...
 
#2
Champagne old boy!

Imagine how rank its going to smell in the morning if you use beer or lager and the munter doesnt wash it before rolling over for a kip!
 
#5
Well shaken champagne, shove your cork in immediately after application and wait for the explosion.
Hope this helps.

Disclaimer: I cannot be held responsible for any subsequent injury or death following the above procedure.
 
#9
malibu with ice when drunk from a ladies foo foo
 
#12
Tapioca you mean llech, surely?
 
#13
Personally you are not a man until you have drunk from the furry cup. Champagne is obviously popular with gayers, Frenchies and newly weds. However a real man will have a couple of pints of Tim Taylors - or in the case of my ex-wife a hogshead...see what I did there?
 
#15
BTW - does anybody refer to their old girl's axe-wound as a..."foo-foo"? Badly packed kebab has always seemed right to me - accurate in descriptive terms but also quaintly poetic.
 
#16
Cuddles said:
BTW - does anybody refer to their old girl's axe-wound as a..."foo-foo"? Badly packed kebab has always seemed right to me - accurate in descriptive terms but also quaintly poetic.
And in my wife's case, the smell is not too dissimilar either. 8O
 
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Lechies

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#17
Miner said:
Cuddles said:
BTW - does anybody refer to their old girl's axe-wound as a..."foo-foo"? Badly packed kebab has always seemed right to me - accurate in descriptive terms but also quaintly poetic.
And in my wife's case, the smell is not too dissimilar either. 8O
Oooooh, I'm telling.
 

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