Dear ARRSE

ARRSE - recent events have brought things to a head.

This sudden invasion of walts and clones has lead me into organising a revolution.

I intend to bring a glorious new age to ARRSE - implementing a 5 year plan of economic growth based around troll baiting and looking good in grow bags.

Trolls will be baited and hunted mercilessly. The COs should be spared a fate worse than death, for previous services rendered.

Those of you behind the light blue beret shout "yay"

 

Cnut ... from under a light blue beret [in my imagination]

 

Oh, and nothing to do with caubeen (capitalisation), GDav etc

Before anyone starts accusing me!

 

Have a lolly.

Take yourself away, and come back when you are better.

hehehehehehe

 

Get MDN to do his IP thing!

Anyway - those beind the Flashheart...

 

Woo, flashy is back!

Ill join you in your glorious quest for 10% of the profits and the all the beer and kebabs i can ingest

 

Fast FOD bad for your health

 

Say the words, and I will know its you.

 

Pffft, I'm young, and my liver is evil. It must be punished!

 

If we're talking FOD plods you're on your own

 

I got caught up in a FOD plod once. Two hours tramping round Prestwick bloody RNAS, and all I got was a handful of sweetie wrappers, and a tuppence.

 

Fcuk off you gopping cum bucket

 

Crabby you are a toll in whatever disguise you use

Get in the arsehole