The murder of Welsh honymoon couple Ben and Catherine Mullany on Antigua is all our fault according to their PM. Us and the Septics are to blame. Because we have been sending Antiguan criminals back there at the end of their prison sentence *Linky* I am sure you will all join me in offering profuse apologies to the PM and people of Antigua for sending their criminal scum, murderers and rapists back where they came from. Clearly we should have set them up in a nice waterfront cottage in, say Bradford upon Avon, or Frome. Let them do a spot of fishing. Then Welsh couples could enjoy their honymoon in the sun without the fear of globe trotting criminal nutters blowing their heads off. Before I email Antigua High Comissioner Sir Ronald Sanders on firstname.lastname@example.org to make my apology on behalf of the British people, I wonder if anyone has any helpful suggestions as to what we might do with time-served Antiguan criminals upon their release from prison?