Dealing with Moobs?

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  1. A friend of mine has some issues with Moobs.Upon asking I was informed that this is what some men call Man Boobs.I was not aware of this name,as I for one do not have them.No really I don't.
    Anywho,does the panel have suggestions for assisting with their removal?And also for removing,permamently,the single hair that grows under the left nipple?
     
  2. Less eating, less drinking, and running, lots of it!

    As for the hair, might I suggest a Gerber and a mirror?
     
  3. Having said that, Moobs do make an excellent masturbation aid.
     
  4. That is wrong on so many levels.
     
  5. I've just been sick in my mouth. 8O
     
  6. Being honest with yourself and others is a prerequisite.
     
  7. Marks and Spencers do a good Bra fitting service.
     
  8. And if they're busy, try Kwikfit.
     
  9. spike7451

    spike7451 RIP

    That is soooo wrong on sooo many levels... 8O

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  10. And yet so right... Arroowww Mr Dudrey... I is Ting Tong! :D
     
  11. Masturbation aid? I think not.
     

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  12. Strangely erotic in a female arrse poster sort of way.
     
  13. Sure its a friend .....

    A Friend of mine got crabs from a Chinese hooker He would by greatfull for a solutiion before my wife finds out
     
  14. Old Navy Remedy.

    Rub some rum in yer pubic hair, then throw in a handful of sand. The crabs get pissed and stone each other to death
     
  15. Upperdeckerflopperstoppers to hold them in check I reckon, and Gillette Blue for degausing, plus a blowlamp and scaper for permanence of same. :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: