Just read this in the Cabin Crew forum of the Professional Pilots Rumour Network; the experience of a member of cabin crew with a charming passenger and I was wondering how Arrsers would have or would like to have dealt with this wondrous example of British gentleman: Walking through the cabin this morning... Any tea, would you like some tea, lovely cup of tea... Pax waves their cup in my face (Is that a "yes please, I'd love a brew") Plonks it on my tray without a word. I pour in the aforementioned beverage. Pax removes cup, and states "sugar". Arrggghhhhh "I'm not stupid, I can understand whole sentances" but instead of saying anything I simply smiled and invited them to help themselves from the bowl on the tray. Off I trot down the cabin when I hear pax shouting "I wanted coffee you f**king idiot" What what what??? Now my back is up. "What part of my saying tea, tea, tea lead you to believe I was serving coffee?" "Don't speak to me like that, I pay your f**king wages. Go and pour this shit down the sink and get me a f**king coffee" I stared at him, then continued on because I really didn't know what to do or say other than f**k off you f**king c**t! I now of course have thousands of cutting comebacks. This "gentleman" was travelling with his wife and two children. What a great example to set them. I'm not sure if this should be posted somewhere else but I'd like to know what other crew would have said / done to this guy.