Deal or No Deal or Jail?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by fltpilot, Apr 25, 2013.

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  1. Soon as I read her second name for some reason I thought she'd be black!
  2. I thought that too! doe's that make us PC wrong uns?
  3. We should be shot.
  4. Nooo ...a mild telling off maybe, but no shooting.
  5. Name like that, she had to be bent.
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  6. We should just abolish the police and just use Noel Edmonds instead. If his contestants aren't being jailed for fraud they're leaping to their deaths forgetting that the springy bungee thing needs attaching at the top end. It's like having Jessica Fletcher turn up at a party.
  7. What cruel twist of fate gave her that Surname ffs - It's akin to me being named Joey Military-Police
  8. I m a total PC wrong un!
  9. Was she arrested by Kent police?
  10. I thought she'd be yellow and quite tall.
  11. I bet she appeels her sentence.
  12. I thought Milk Shake, if I was going down.
  13. Gets off by the skin of her teeth.

    By the by has Nobby Edmonds had his collar felt by the Yewtree plod yet?
  14. I she related to the first president of Zimbabwe Canaan Banana, who - if I remember rightly - Uncle Bob ebagum framed for fudge packing ?