We've all seen the show. A new person gets on the show every day. So, how about if there were to be an Arrser that applied to get on the show? There's a new person on everyday, so there must be a pretty good chance of my completely original, and in no way invisiged by someone else, idea working. Get yourself in an ARRSE T-Shirt, and show these stupid civvies how it's done. None of this 'I can feel it Noel', or 'Let's all chant blue, cos that affects what was put in the box before the show.' Just straight up, 'Noel, open the fooking box, you short bearded cnut.' So, any volunteers for the show? Any of you swines brave enough to dare to the duel with the boxes? I, in a completely non-corrupted gesture, nominate Dale for the task. P.s All that chanting to change the colour, Shroedinger would cream his pantaloons.