Deadpool 2016

[Peli23]

Bollocks, ACAB went for August last year and now we are in September.

I'm going for, in no particular order apart from number 3:

1. Prince Phillip
2. Jeremy Corbyn
3. A refugee under the age of 5 for front page newspaper pictures
4. Al Zuwahari
5. The Queen (outsider but could be good for a trifecta if anyone has a third)
6. My Mum
7. A random soldier / copper / bus ticket collector in London
8. Quickly followed by them that done number 7 when / if dibble show up AND shoot straight
9. @DaManBugs from seizure induced by bullshit tagging
10. Nominate your own ARRSE'r for suicide / alcohol poisoning / brass overdose / ND

Weapons free

 

[Joshua Slocum]

Justin Bieber
please oh please

 

[Sammer]

I believe it is tradition to nominate Dale the Snail early on in these pages, but I'll leave that one to someone else. I am nominating, in no particular order:

A senior Royal. (Betty or Phil. Maybe Chas in a fit of rage when Betty hands the crown straight to Wills.)
A former member of Monty Python, probably, and sadly, John Cleese.
Bruce Forsythe, unless he pops his clogs this year.

Don't think I can get much vaguer than that for now.

 

[mudbutton]

The United Kingdom when it finally turns into the socialist workers utopia.

 

[mod90]

Is it Brucies year yet????

Being saying him for years.......

 

[Hoverpot]

Is it Brucies year yet????

Being saying him for years.......

Not that many you haven't. You joined 18 months ago.

 

[Ritch]

My top three:

Jihadi John
Phil the Greek
My Nan

 

[Equinox]

Mary Berry.
Although, she may be dead already.
Just saying ....

 

[mod90]

On other forums as well

 

[DeltaDog]

My top three:

Jihadi John
Phil the Greek
My Nan

Everyone's entitled to their fantasies, but I suggest you keep that one quiet.

 

[The_Snail]

Me. @verticalgyro Claimed it for you, mate.

 

[bill4725]

my mate Barry (seen him for the first time in about 3 months and he has aged about 10 yrs in that time, he's 68 don't reckon he'll see 69)
Cliff Richard
Paul O'grady's heart will finally explode (that's for the Liverpool grieffest 2016)
Kay Burley (she will smug herself to death on air)

 

[The_Snail]

Burt Reynolds.
Liam Neeson.

 

[hotel_california]

Warren Mitchell.

 

[verticalgyro]

Me. @verticalgyro Claimed it for you, mate.

Cheers fella.

You going to see me off again or shuffle off in 2016 then?

 

[Alec_Lomas]

Paul McCartney, following a vitriolic exchange with one of his roadies who was heard to respond - "**** it, you plug your own guitar there if you insist"

 

[Kirkz]

Sean Connery.
Honor Blackman.
Kiwidoug in a fit of apoplectic rage.

 

[MostlyBollocks]

Phil's the obvious one, but I don't think Kissinger will see 2017, and I reckon Jimmy Carter and Nancy Reagan will pop off in sympathy with him. That'll make for a nice party in the States...

 

[Provost]

Burt Reynolds.
Liam Neeson.

 

[Hoverpot]

@Peli23, by ND, in the Armoury.