Dead Shag...

Yes, I tried putting live shag in my pipe once, but it was the devil's own job to get it to light.....

Dead Shag......
Well I suppose you need to get your leg over some how...... :?
Never going to catch on.
SO2 level loads of cash but no shag. ing
SO3 level tis no more.
Did you shoot it? In which case the RSPB ought to know.
Shooting shag eh? Personally I prefer to snort it. Hate needles. Did a lot on Sunset Boulevard, back in the 70's.
Ah! Tabbing! So a lot of RM chappies doing that once, across vast expanses of wetlands - or was it the Falklands?
My name is Jack tidldlyack tiddlyack
I am a necrophiliac tiddlyack tiddlyack
I shag dead sea birds
....and the rest doesn't rhyme :( :(
Shag - is he dead? Does Mrs Shag know? Don't tell me the NOTICAS system has screwed up again!
CGS - where are you? You started this - are you dead, or just shagged out?
Maybe I broke him.........
P'raps the answer is here:

You can borrow my copy if you like...
Right. Let's have a joke with "shag" in it......

Two old pensioners are taking a trip down memory lane by going back to the place where they first met.
Sitting at a cafe, the little old man says, "Remember the first time I met you over 50 years ago? We left this cafe, went round the corner behind the gas works, and I gave you one from behind."
"Why, yes, I remember it well, dear," replies the little old lady with a grin.
"Well", said the little old man, "for old time's sake, let's go there again, and I'll give you one from behind."
The two pensioners pay their bill and leave the cafe. A young man sitting next to them has overheard the conversation and smiles to himself, thinking it would be quite amusing to see two old pensioners at it. He gets up and follows them. Sure enough, he sees the two pensioners near the gas works. The little old lady pulls off her knickers and lifts up her dress. The old man pulls down his pants and grabs the lady's hips, and the little old lady reaches for the fence. Well, what follows is 40 minutes of the most athletic sex the young man has ever seen. The little old man is banging away at the little old woman at a pace that can only be described as phenomenal. Limbs are flying everywhere, the movement is a blur, and they do not stop for a single second. Finally, they collapse and don't move for an hour.
Well, the young man is stunned. Never in his life has he ever seen anything that equates to this - not in the movies, not from his friends, not from his own experiences. Reflecting on what he has just seen, he says to himself, "I have to know his secret. If only I could shag like that now, let alone in 50 years time!" The two old pensioners have by this time recovered and dressed themselves. Plucking up courage, the young man approaches the pensioner. He says, "Sir, in all my life I have never seen anybody shag like that, particularly at your age. What's your secret? Could you shag like that 50 years ago?"
The pensioner replies, "Son, 50 years ago, that f*ing fence wasn't electrified!"

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