dead septic and scarred gurkha.

#1
In Korea in 1952 a Gurkha and a septic are on a mission to scout the Chinese and north Korean forces behind a hill.
they're going up the hill and going through some dense foggy-misty cloud and when they get to the top they see thousands of communist troops.
the septic turned to the Gurkha and said "that looks scary"!
to which the gurkha replied : "i know right i have to go through that fog all by my self!"
 
#2
In Korea in 1952 a Gurkha and a septic are on a mission to scout the Chinese and north Korean forces behind a hill.
they're going up the hill and going through some dense foggy-misty cloud and when they get to the top they see thousands of communist troops.
the septic turned to the Gurkha and said "that looks scary"!
to which the gurkha replied : "i know right i have to go through that fog all by my self!"
Don't give up your day job just yet? It started off slow, tailed away a bit in the middle and the less said about the end, the better. But a passable attempt.
 
#3
Don't give up your day job just yet? It started off slow, tailed away a bit in the middle and the less said about the end, the better. But a passable attempt.
i had to translate it from Nepalese. thanks anyway!
 
#4
In Korea in 1952 a Gurkha and a septic are on a mission to scout the Chinese and north Korean forces behind a hill.
they're going up the hill and going through some dense foggy-misty cloud and when they get to the top they see thousands of communist troops.
the septic turned to the Gurkha and said "that looks scary"!
to which the gurkha replied : "i know right i have to go through that fog all by my self!"
So what Scarred the Gurkha? surgery or PTSD?
 
#5
i had to translate it from Nepalese. thanks anyway!
I once tried to translate a joke from English into German for some friends of mine in Berlin. The looks they gave me were a mixture of bewilderment, horror and pity. I would have had more laughs if I had unzipped my fly and turned my pockets inside out, whilst rogering myself with a prize leek?
 
#7
I once tried to translate a joke from English into German for some friends of mine in Berlin. The looks they gave me were a mixture of bewilderment, horror and pity. I would have had more laughs if I had unzipped my fly and turned my pockets inside out, whilst rogering myself with a prize leek?
agreed i found it funnier untranslated, but that would take uk about 2 sides of A4
 
#9
So, still can't see how the Gurkha got scarred. Did he slip on his kukri? And how did the Septic die? Was he dead when the fog cleared?
Ah, well, back to my G&T.
 
#10
i'll explain the joke!
the implication is that the septic is dead, and that the Gurkha fought the thousands of troops and survived, not being scared of the number of commies but by going back in the fog when RTB
 
#11
But how did he get that scarred? Did the commies scar him? And why was he given the right to buy his house? Was Mrs Thatcher in power then? Was it a sharp fog that got him scarred?
Nurse, another bottle please, this one's empty!
 
#12
But how did he get that scarred? Did the commies scar him? And why was he given the right to buy his house? Was Mrs Thatcher in power then? Was it a sharp fog that got him scarred?
Nurse, another bottle please, this one's empty!
he probably thought, damn my own countries going to go communist in 50 years time.
 
#13
i'll explain the joke!
the implication is that the septic is dead, and that the Gurkha fought the thousands of troops and survived, not being scarred of the number of commies but by going back in the fog when RTB
Mate, good effort, very funny, but the piss taking twats on here are twisting "scarred". "Scared" works better because it means "afraid".
 
#15
Mate, good effort, very funny, but the piss taking twats on here are twisting "scarred". "Scared" works better because it means "afraid".
Tch! There's always one. I was beginning to enjoy that, what with fuck all on the telly again. Best I go back to the why kids are thick and grammar nazis threads.
 
#20
THIS " JOKE" REMINDS ME OF THIS:

Paedophile leading intended victim deep into the woods

Child "Mister,I'm scared"

Paedo "What do you mean you're scared,Just think of me having to walk back through these woods alone !"
 

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