Dead Pool

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  1. Who is going to bite the big one in the next twelve months? Five choices, scoring starts at 0001hrs on 1 Jan 2005 and ends at 2359 on 31 Dec 2005. To score, your choice must rate an obituary in the Times, Telegraph or Guardian. Choices under 30 years of age get double points. Any contestant charged with the murder or attempted murder of any of their choices is disqualified.

    My 5

    Iyad Allawi
    Ian Paisley
    Jim Callaghan
    Gerald Ford
    Nelson Mandela
     
  2. The World?
     
  3. Right here we go:

    Nelson Mandela
    Maggie Thatcher
    Lord Guthrie
    John Inman

    And as an outside bet

    Jeffrey from Rainbow
     
  4. Inside knowledge?
     
  5. The mushroom principle
     
  6. Mushroom Principle? :?
     
  7. OldSnowy

    OldSnowy LE Moderator Book Reviewer

    My 5 -

    I would put Iyad Allawi (no-brainer there :) ) but CPunk got in first, so:

    1. General Pinochet (Been hanging on for ages)
    2. Ken Dodd
    3. Christopher Lee
    4. Simon Weisenthal
    5. Roy Hudd
     
  8. Pope John Paul II
    Johnny Knoxville
    Prince Phillip (nothing like a royal funeral)
    Jimmy Saville
    George Best


    ...Bugger, can't have Christopher Lee.
     
  9. 1. Ted Heath :lol: bodily decay following his moral one
    2. Maradonna (totally barking!)
    3. Sylvio Berlusconi (irreligious assassin)
    4. Morgan Tsvangirai (Zimbabwe - Mugabe will have him done in)
    5. Karol Wojtyla (Pope Jean Paul II)
     
  10. Mikhael Gorbachev - cancer
    Duchess of Kent - old age
    Roman Abramovich - "accident" involving Russian Mafia
    Viktor Yushchenko - more poison
    Abu Musab al-Zarqawi - beheaded by a squaddie

    PD
     
  11. Bono
    One of the cast from Coronation Street (do I have to be specific?)
    Mohammed Ali
    Saddam Hussein
    Billy Connoly
     
  12. 1. My wife
    2. Daughter No 1
    3. Daughter No 2 (Due Feb)
    4. The Dog
    5. My Boss
     
  13. 1 The leader of Hamas.

    2 His relief.

    3 His relief.

    4 His relief.

    5 His relief.

    :twisted:
     
  14. We do this down our local pub, its called the DEAD MEAT DRAW :lol: £1 a go, theres over £200 in the kitty at the mo, I got the Pope so will have to back him on here!

    (gained a few quid a few years back, when Mother Teresa left her sandals, same draw lol) :wink:
    Lots of comedians in the Bob Monkhouse league, who are old and bold and not yet cold...
     
  15. Peter Ustinov
    Alistair Cooke
    Ronald Reagan
    Marlon Brando
    Christopher Reeve