Dead pool for MR N Mandela.

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by old_bloke, Jun 27, 2013.

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  1. So when is Zuma going to allow the family to stop putting coins into the meter ?

    I think it will be Saturday 29th at 0330 hrs. Local!
  2. they'll have to give a day off work there won't they? on the day or on day of funeral. could be a factor.
  3. The timezone is missing - although it will obviously be Zulu.
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  4. sunday 0900 Zulu time (See what I did there) It will time to kick the tyres and light the fires
  5. More like kick the fires after lighting the tyres.
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  6. Pee break boss?
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  7. Saturday 1200hrs, last words "Freeeee meeee"
  8. I don't think Nelson Mandela will last the night.
    Well at 94 he's doing bloody well to get it up at all.

    However i for one will be really upset when Nelson Mandela dies..

    We had a sweep who would die next, and I drew Prince Philip.
  9. Saturday 0100Hrs Zulu Time, Last words; none just a grunt and an exhale followed by involuntary defecation!
  10. Xhosa Time, surely?
  11. If Grand Chief Mangosuthu Buthelezi of Bantustan and Kwa Zulu insists that is it is Zulu time, then it will be Zulu time!
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  12. 39 minutes from now.
  13. Either way, a clock that 'clicks' rather than 'ticks'.
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  14. That will only apply to a small percentage then.