Dead pool for MR N Mandela.

So when is Zuma going to allow the family to stop putting coins into the meter ?

I think it will be Saturday 29th at 0330 hrs.
The timezone is missing - although it will obviously be Zulu.
Saturday 1200hrs, last words "Freeeee meeee"
I don't think Nelson Mandela will last the night.
Well at 94 he's doing bloody well to get it up at all.

However i for one will be really upset when Nelson Mandela dies..

We had a sweep who would die next, and I drew Prince Philip.
Saturday 0100Hrs Zulu Time, Last words; none just a grunt and an exhale followed by involuntary defecation!
Xhosa Time, surely?
If Grand Chief Mangosuthu Buthelezi of Bantustan and Kwa Zulu insists that is it is Zulu time, then it will be Zulu time!
July 1st, so that the blubbing BBC talking heads will rate it as "a day to truly remember", consigning the first day of the Somme to a mere footnote.


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At the start of me hollybobs so I miss out on the day off? What, no day off in the UK for the funeral? Is there no respeck in this country any more?

Come to think of it, my hollybobs have been quite eventful the last few years. Thinking:

The nutter who shot a cop in Newcastle and hid in a culvert while Gazza came to visit.
The nutter who shot all those Noggie student luvvies.

I am sure there's another but frankly I cannit be arrsed.
Dead Sunday
Civil war breaks out Tuesday
Bliar arrives thursday and is promptly necklaced with the Wide Mouthed Frog being taken as Zuma's concubine
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