John Cruickshank is still with us, age 102.Nice double
As I said, a nice doubleJohn Cruickshank is still with us, age 102.
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"There are no hearses available that would be big enough for a casket that size, even if they could have taken the weight, so there had to be a horse-drawn platform for the journey to the cemetery.
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The biggest farewell
A DAD who died weighing more than 50 stone has been buried in what is believed to be the biggest human casket ever made in Britain. Mark Bamber, from Wigan, died of heart failure aged just 38, despite battling to lose weight for most of his adult life.www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk
Cant they cut them up into manageable chunks first ?You can't cremate them in a normal human crematory
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‘Overly obese’ body sets crematorium on fire
A crematorium went up in flames when the excessive fat from an “overly obese” body caused the pyre to burn too brightly, according to local reports. The owner of the Hillside Chapel Cre…nypost.com
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Dead obese woman's body fat set crematorium on fire
Firefighters battled blaze in special breathing kit, but got covered in burnt greasewww.firerescue1.com
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800lb body causes crematorium to catch fire
An 800 pound body caused the roof at Southside Cremation Services in Richmond, Virginia, to catch fire on Wednesday afternoon after the smokestack overheated.www.dailymail.co.uk
"But that would be disrespectful!"Cant they cut them up into manageable chunks first ?
"But that would be disrespectful!"
You'd need a crane or front load excavator to haul them up there.
An excellent for that bag of shit being dead
Good riddance. A true modern asset to society.
Defended the Hells Angels' actions at Altamont. Good fecking riddance
Unless he is cremated, then he could even be in her egg timer.But but but in her HEART......
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Never mind that he was a couple of years younger than me!Feck me, he's only 3 years older than me!![]()
A real dead pool
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Youngest South Africa tavern victim was 13 - minister
Most of the 21 who died in the sudden and unexplained incident were teenagers, the police minister says.www.bbc.co.uk
58 !?
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Wasn't it supposed to be a six month prognosis? At least he isn't in pain now.Never mind that he was a couple of years younger than me!