Dead Pool 2022

As one season draws to a close another will be upon us in 31 days, time for your guesses/nominations, and in some cases wishes

The Boss (HMTQ, though with sincere hopes it doesn't happen)
Prince Andrew (either in a massage pizza parlour visit or an overdose of craving to be allowed back into public duty)
Another member of the Rolling Stones
Ozzie Osbourne
Piers Morgan
Eamonn Holmes
Sidney Poitier,
Harry Belafonte,
Piers Morgan
Eamonn Holmes
Alex (purple nose) Ferguson
Shamima Begum (not in the UK though)
Elton John
Piers Morgan
Eamon Holmes
Harry Rednapp
Either one of the two surviving Beatles
Roy Hodgson
Pelé
Several of the "worlds oldest man/woman"
Piers Morgan
Eamonn Holmes


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As one season draws to a close another will be upon us in 31 days, time for your guesses/nominations, and in some cases wishes

The Boss (though with sincere hopes it doesn't happen)
Prince Andrew (either in a massage pizza parlour visit or an overdose of craving to be allowed back into public duty)
Another member of the Rolling Stones
Ozzie Osbourne
Piers Morgan
Eamonn Holmes
Sidney Poitier,
Harry Belafonte,
Piers Morgan
Eamonn Holmes
Alex (purple nose) Ferguson
Shamima Begum (not in the UK though)
Elton John
Piers Morgan
Eamon Holmes
Harry Rednapp
Either one of the two surviving Beatles
Roy Hodgson
Pelé
Several of the "worlds oldest man/woman"
Piers Morgan
Eamonn Holmes
See bold - what have I done!!! :eek: oh - that boss - stand easy, sorry for the misunderstanding Ma'am. XD
 

notwhoiam

Old-Salt
John Major,
Tony Blair (in the most painfully way possible)
Betty White
HM The Queen (hopefully not)
Greta Thunburg (Bolt of lightening)
Ghislaine Maxwell (Mysterious accident in jail)
Prince Andrew (Mysterious accident involving Pizza shop)
Jeffrey Archer
Donald Trump
 
One of the Spice Girls (please)
45x45 as he disappears up his own asshole
Vanessa Redgrave (in a cloud of self-righteousness)
Willie Nelson (finally disproves the theory that you can't overdose on marijuana)
Shannen Doherty
Some pointless "influencer" on youtube, instagram, or tiktok (don't care who, I'd prefer that they all disappeared)
Jussie Smollett (in prison)
Yoko Ono (dies of embarrassment after listening to one of her own albums)
 
One of the Spice Girls (please)
45x45 as he disappears up his own asshole
Vanessa Redgrave (in a cloud of self-righteousness)
Willie Nelson (finally disproves the theory that you can't overdose on marijuana)
Shannen Doherty
Some pointless "influencer" on youtube, instagram, or tiktok (don't care who, I'd prefer that they all disappeared)
Jussie Smollett (in prison)
Yoko Ono (dies of embarrassment after listening to one of her own albums)
Shame Enola Gay missed her.
 
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Those that age may get this year

Capt Kirk
Clint Eastwood
Gene Hackman
Dick Van Dyke
Michael Caine
Phil Collins

Those I hope

Obviously Blair, hopefully painfully
Any presenter from Sky News & the BBC en masse.
Philip Schofield
Emma Thompson
The Doom Goblin
Dominic Cumberbatch
Dominic Grieve, treasonous twat
The French
Jacinda Arden
The Woke
Anyone with a Twitter #FBPE hashtag
Alistair Campbell
James O'Brien
Matt Baker
Nicky Campbell
Zoe Ball,
Jeremy Vine
Sara Cox
Steve Wright
Chris Evan's (twice)
Owen Jones
 
I'll need to think about it over the weekend, but I will add a total for murders in London as a new category.
 

Nemesis44UK

LE
Book Reviewer
Those that age may get this year

Capt Kirk
Clint Eastwood
Gene Hackman
Dick Van Dyke
Michael Caine
Phil Collins

Those I hope

Obviously Blair, hopefully painfully
Any presenter from Sky News & the BBC en masse.
Philip Schofield
Emma Thompson
The Doom Goblin
Dominic Cumberbatch
Dominic Grieve, treasonous twat
The French
Jacinda Arden
The Woke
Anyone with a Twitter #FBPE hashtag
Alistair Campbell
James O'Brien
Matt Baker
Nicky Campbell
Zoe Ball,
Jeremy Vine
Sara Cox
Steve Wright
Chris Evan's (twice)
Owen Jones
I think you're being extremely wishful of thinking.
 

Nemesis44UK

LE
Book Reviewer
As one season draws to a close another will be upon us in 31 days, time for your guesses/nominations, and in some cases wishes

The Boss (though with sincere hopes it doesn't happen)
Are you referring to HMTQ or Bruce Springsteen (who's also looking rather iffy)?
 
Pippi Mongstocking after being run over by an electric vehicle.
 
More anti-vaxxers - from the rona, obvs.
 

Nemesis44UK

LE
Book Reviewer
Sadly, I think the following will go:

HMTQ
Sir David Attenborough
Ghislaine Maxwell (Not sadly)


Possibly
A member of Little Mix
Ronnie Wood
James Hetfield, Metallica


Definitely
Any number of aspiring rappers, D-list celebs etc. Preferably some "reality" TV "stars."

Who I'd like to see go:
Tony Bliar
Cherie Booth
Angeluh Rayner
Sasha Johnson
75% of all politicians
Jeff Bozos
Elon Musk
Richard Branson
 
Possibly
A member of Little Mix
Ronnie Wood
James Hetfield, Metallica
Me: "Hey [JnrRid] - who are Little Mix?"
JnrRid: "Shit autotuned Tits-and-Arse pop group - I dare you to sit through a minute of their stuff on YouTube!"
Me: 'That bad, huh?'
JnrRid "Worse."
So I did visit YouTube. What can i say - I've heard their 'formula' before, but other artists are much better at doing it.
 

AlienFTM

MIA
Book Reviewer
A member of Pink Floyd, and potentially another week of the long knives among ageing rockers. Bastid OP took "A member of the Stones" and beat me to the drop.
 

AlienFTM

MIA
Book Reviewer
Me: "Hey [JnrRid] - who are Little Mix?"
JnrRid: "Shit autotuned Tits-and-Arse pop group - I dare you to sit through a minute of their stuff on YouTube!"
Me: 'That bad, huh?'
JnrRid "Worse."
So I did visit YouTube. What can i say - I've heard their 'formula' before, but other artists are much better at doing it.
Funny you should say that. As you typed it, I was calling Alexa to subsume a modern pop song ear worm under It's A Long Way To The Top (If You Wanna Rock And Roll).

AC/DC 1, ear worm 0.
 
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