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Dead pool 2021

ColdWarWorrier

Old-Salt
Joe Biden.
 
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Idris Elba please....
 

Walter_Ego

Swinger
Elton John , about time his past catches up with him
Ghislaine Maxwell , in the shower block , with a knife by Miss Plum who's doing a 10 stretch for smuggling crack
 

AlienFTM

MIA
Book Reviewer
Thinking of Blair do Mossad take crowdfunded takeaway orders.
I now cannot get this out of my head.

Man stuck in traffic. Policeman knocks on window. "What's the problem officer?"

"Terrorists, sir. They've taken Tony Blair hostage and are demanding a significant ransom, or they're going to douse him in petrol and burn him alive. We're taking a collection."

"Oh my God. How much have you collected?"

"About five gallons, sir. "
 
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UKRaider

War Hero
Gary Linneker
Humza Yousaf
Bunter Blackford
Adolf Drakeford
Verhoftwat

Wishful thinking I know! (Oh, and Piers Morgan)
 

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War Hero
All those celebs / politicos on the "fcuk me I thought he'd died years ago" list.

Tarby
Mel Brooks
Bill Rodgers (of Gang of Four fame)
Jimmy Carter
Mikhail Gorbachev

Jack Nicholson, who looks like he's being kept alive by a foot pump placed off screen...

....And most of all, Piers "Morgan" Moron.
 

Ritch

LE
Is 2021 the year that Phil the Greek dies? He's been mentioned in the Dead Pool ever since I joined the site in 2007.

I reckon he's too stubborn to die so my five are;

Murray Walker
Bobby Charlton
Her Majesty
Bill Turnbull
Me.
 

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