Dead Pool 2020

[kelvin_273]

At least we knew who Monty’s dog was.

This was actually reported on the beeb.

MF Doom: Hip-hop star dies aged 49

One of hip-hop's most influential MCs, masked rapper MF Doom died in October, his family confirm.

www.bbc.co.uk

Yep that’s heartbreaking news just there that is.

In October? Did it take two months to make sure he was a stiff. Or wouldn't his widow let the coroner remove his mask to verify the id?

 

[Gout Man]

In October? Did it take two months to make sure he was a stiff. Or wouldn't his widow let the coroner remove his mask to verify the id?

I know, only just reported, who the feck he was gawd knows.
I wonder if any one missed him since October?

 

[ExREME.TECH]

Didn't realise the Green Cross man finally crossed the road.

Same day as Darth Vader

 

[CrabfatBILL]

Hope I'm wrong but it can't be far off for, Chris Barber leader of the band.

CFB

Take An Orange .

Radio 2 news this afternoon. CB gone Down By The River Side age 90.RIP old trombonist.

CFB

 

[Moderator]

Radio 2 news this afternoon. CB gone Down By The River Side age 90.RIP old trombonist.

CFB

Shouldn't this really be in the 2021 thread?

 

[CrabfatBILL]

Shouldn't this really be in the 2021 thread?

Yea, with this lock down I don't know what day it is let alone year.

CFB

 

[velcrostripes]

Anyone got Michael Heseltine on their list ?

 

[Northern_Biff]

Anyone got Michael Heseltine on their list ?

Tarzan has been on my "Who would you fill a mass grave with" list for some considerable time.
I was hoping the big Lenin sculpture he has in his garden would fall on him and his dogs would piss on him whilst he karked it, celebrating on behalf of the pet dog he strangled to death.
I'm every specific in my requirements.

 

[Cloth bomber]

Anyone got Michael Heseltine on their list ?

Why? Have you got a bead on him ?
( asking hopefully!)

 

[Gout Man]

Anyone got Michael Heseltine on their list ?

Good news is it

 

[velcrostripes]

Good news is it

No , sadly ....
I'm claiming him on my list , though

 

[Northern_Biff]

Why am I not surprised that one of the worst failures at local government was the brainchild of the fvckwit Heseltine:

Architect of regional mayor policy says devolution split between north and south of Tyne is 'a joke'​

Lord Heseltine, who led the creation of directly elected mayors, says it's a mistake to have two combined authorities for the North East

Devolution split between north and south of Tyne is 'a joke'

Lord Heseltine, who led the creation of directly elected mayors, says it's a mistake to have two combined authorities for the North East

www.chroniclelive.co.uk

 

[Northern_Biff]

No , sadly ....
I'm claiming him on my list , though

Bastarrd!
I thought he was at deaths door.

 

[Cutaway]

Tarzan has been on my "Who would you fill a mass grave with" list for some considerable time.
I was hoping the big Lenin sculpture he has in his garden would fall on him and his dogs would piss on him whilst he karked it, celebrating on behalf of the pet dog he strangled to death.
I'm every specific in my requirements.

Would that be the dog he didn't strangle to death ?

 

[Northern_Biff]

Would that be the dog he didn't strangle to death ?

So he said but only after he'd told the world that he had strangled it and the bad media coverage that followed.
Still, I'm sure his other dogs would like to piss on him as much as me.

 

[syrup]

Anyone got Michael Heseltine on their list ?

Mrs Thatcher about 1986?

 

[don't tell him pike]

Anyone got Michael Heseltine on their list ?

Is this a back dated choice?

 

[soutie]

So he said but only after he'd told the world that he had strangled it and the bad media coverage that followed.
Still, I'm sure his other dogs would like to piss on him as much as me.

Why would his dogs want to piss on you?

 

[Gluteus Maximus]

Anyone got Michael Heseltine on their list ?

Not in the first division. But that does include Neil Kinnock, his poisonous wife and scummy son. All I can do is pray for a gas explosion to carry them off together.

 

[AlienFTM]

Why am I not surprised that one of the worst failures at local government was the brainchild of the fvckwit Heseltine:

Architect of regional mayor policy says devolution split between north and south of Tyne is 'a joke'​

Lord Heseltine, who led the creation of directly elected mayors, says it's a mistake to have two combined authorities for the North East

Devolution split between north and south of Tyne is 'a joke'

Lord Heseltine, who led the creation of directly elected mayors, says it's a mistake to have two combined authorities for the North East

www.chroniclelive.co.uk

Anyone who thinks devolution between North and South Tyneside Tyneside and North Wearside is a joke has no concept of how much the fine upstanding peoples of what had once been Co Durham loathe and detest the Geordie scum (not to mention the people of Northumberland who had to pay outrageous local taxes to fund the louche, debauched lifestyle of same).