Dead Pool 2019

I met them in my dreams and they were naked, smothered in oil and...oh, pass the Kleenex
Jacqueline used to tell Sci fi audiences the number of letters she used to receive from blokes saying how much they wanked over photos of her

I get the feeling she didn't make it up
 
John Prescott just admitted to hospital after a stroke
One shag too many?

If he recovers, though, it could be one of those medical mysteries where they wake up and start speaking a language hitherto totally unknown to them.

In his case, English.
 
Jacqueline used to tell Sci fi audiences the number of letters she used to receive from blokes saying how much they wanked over photos of her

I get the feeling she didn't make it up
There were more than a few letters from ladies of the female persuasion as well. I was working a convention in the late nineties and when the more mundane types were at the disco, a few of the actors (mostly sci-fi alums, but a couple of buffy/xena/hercules actors) were having a bit of a drinky-session in one of the suites. I was on hand as one of my fellow crewmates (an irish lass with the whole green eyes, pale skin, ebony hair and thinner than a rake) drunkenly admit to JP that she had fapped herself silly more than once as a teen. Realisation soon dawned on her what she had said and she went pinker than sluggies nightie. Those of us that heard it were sympathetic and JP gave her the longest hug, rested those dark tresses upon her bosom and all was right with the world...

or it was about 5 minutes later when the pair of them exchanged a rather lengthy smooch.

My crewmate was utterly floating for the rest of the weekend. I have no idea if anything further happened, but it would explain the silly grin on her face.
 

Awol

LE
There were more than a few letters from ladies of the female persuasion as well. I was working a convention in the late nineties and when the more mundane types were at the disco, a few of the actors (mostly sci-fi alums, but a couple of buffy/xena/hercules actors) were having a bit of a drinky-session in one of the suites. I was on hand as one of my fellow crewmates (an irish lass with the whole green eyes, pale skin, ebony hair and thinner than a rake) drunkenly admit to JP that she had fapped herself silly more than once as a teen. Realisation soon dawned on her what she had said and she went pinker than sluggies nightie. Those of us that heard it were sympathetic and JP gave her the longest hug, rested those dark tresses upon her bosom and all was right with the world...

or it was about 5 minutes later when the pair of them exchanged a rather lengthy smooch.

My crewmate was utterly floating for the rest of the weekend. I have no idea if anything further happened, but it would explain the silly grin on her face.
Have you no humanity man?

A picture of this 'JP' is suddenly required.
 
Jacqueline used to tell Sci fi audiences the number of letters she used to receive from blokes saying how much they wanked over photos of her

I get the feeling she didn't make it up
Bolloks, I only used to send a dozen a day
 
Have you no humanity man?

A picture of this 'JP' is suddenly required.
Annabelle Levi - Around the right time, but simply google "Servalan" and you'll see plenty of photos from her younger days.

(JP being Jacqueline Pearce of course)
 

Gout Man

LE
Book Reviewer
I’ve read these posts over the last few pages in the hope of seeing some pictures of these ladies as I have no fecking idea who they are.
Can some one oblige:-? when they were in their prime! Thank you.
 
I’ve read these posts over the last few pages in the hope of seeing some pictures of these ladies as I have no fecking idea who they are.
Can some one oblige:-? when they were in their prime! Thank you.
you're in the wrong fred.
 

urban_spaceman

War Hero
I’ve read these posts over the last few pages in the hope of seeing some pictures of these ladies as I have no fecking idea who they are.
Can some one oblige:-? when they were in their prime! Thank you.
you're in the wrong fred.
I was thinking the same thing. Something like 80% of internet content is free porn, yet he’s trawling the dead pool thread for cheap thrills







I like it!!!
 

Gout Man

LE
Book Reviewer
I was thinking the same thing. Something like 80% of internet content is free porn, yet he’s trawling the dead pool thread for cheap thrills







I like it!!!
Oh very good..look I’m on a shared I pad and arrse is the naughtiest it gets in my web browsing activity.
I was merely curious as to why in every ones younger days this lass I’ve never heard of had so many letters of thanks and appreciation.
 

Awol

LE
Oh very good..look I’m on a shared I pad and arrse is the naughtiest it gets in my web browsing activity.
I was merely curious as to why in every ones younger days this lass I’ve never heard of had so many letters of thanks and appreciation.
Agreed, she does nothing for me.
 
Oh very good..look I’m on a shared I pad and arrse is the naughtiest it gets in my web browsing activity.
I was merely curious as to why in every ones younger days this lass I’ve never heard of had so many letters of thanks and appreciation.
Learn to use porno mode in your browser, and the world is your xhamster
 

Gout Man

LE
Book Reviewer
Learn to use porno mode in your browser, and the world is your xhamster
Oh what could possibly go wrong, you just want me to appear in this bloody thread don’t you:???::slow:
 
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