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Some full-on f*ckwittery here:

Man's handcuffed body found in Southampton river
The body of a man who fled police in January has been found in a river still wearing handcuffs behind his back.

The 22-year-old ran off after being detained by officers in Southampton.

Police launched a manhunt but found no trace of him - until a magnet fisherman discovered a body in the River Itchen at Woodmill on Sunday.

Suspect's handcuffed body found in river


Another dumb way to die added to the list
Should really be in the Darwin awards..
Friends of Mr Hillier, who was from Southampton, said he was "the life of the party" and a "loveable rogue".
Translation: "He was permanently off his face and a menace to society."
 
Some full-on f*ckwittery here:

Man's handcuffed body found in Southampton river
The body of a man who fled police in January has been found in a river still wearing handcuffs behind his back.

The 22-year-old ran off after being detained by officers in Southampton.

Police launched a manhunt but found no trace of him - until a magnet fisherman discovered a body in the River Itchen at Woodmill on Sunday.

Suspect's handcuffed body found in river


Another dumb way to die added to the list
Should really be in the Darwin awards..
Result.
Saved the CPS a fortune, cost a lawyer a fortune, and saved precious trees the effort of producing him oxygen.
Cannot think of a downer really when you investigate the the nature of the scrote.
 
Result.
Saved the CPS a fortune, cost a lawyer a fortune, and saved precious trees the effort of producing him oxygen.
Cannot think of a downer really when you investigate the the nature of the scrote.
Think of the little fishes man
 
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Gout Man

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He is going to be devastated:

I’d wish he’d choke on a packet, go on Garry do the crisp challenge for Red Nose Day. How many crisps can you stuff in your gob?
 
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