Dead Pool 2013

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    Dead pool 2013

    Prince Phillip
    Clint Eastwood
    Bashar Hafez al-Assad
    His Brit Wife
    The Brit Maj
    Prince Charles
    A Col in Afghanistan
    Astute after hitting some rocks again.
  2. Roger (no) Moore
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  3. Mugabe
    Bruce Forsyth
    Pete docherty
    Prince Phillip
    David Attenborough
    George Michael
  4. Kenneth Kendall

    Bruce Forsyth.

    Ronnie Corbett.

    A member of the Royal Family.

    Elton John.
  5. Mrs Thatcher
    Val Doonican
    Michael Douglas
    Shane McGowan
  6. Nelson Mandela, if he manages to get past Christmas.
  7. Blair (I wish)
    Brown (I wish)
    Justin Bieber (I wish)

    I know this is not quite the spirit of the thread but I can but dream...
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  8. Sandy Gall
    Richard Baker (to even things up!)
    Phil the Greek
    Robert Mugabe (I hope)
  9. Wordsmith

    Wordsmith LE Book Reviewer

    Max Clifford - suicide if found guilty of kiddy fiddling.
    Michael Barrymore - suicide due to depression.
    Phil the Greek (Sadly the old boy is getting on a bit. But the world will be a duller place without him).
    Margaret Hilda (looking very old and frail now).
    Freddie Flintoff - injuries received in a boxing ring...

    That'll do for now.

  10. Lindsay Lohan
    Jacques Chirac
  11. Sluggy
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  12. Mandela .... I had him on for 2012 and I'll carry that over to 2013.
  13. She'll out live us all.
    Her organs are preserved.
  14. The Pope
    Stephen Nolan (explosion, of himself)
    Blessed Margaret
    Well-known Graeme Le Saux lookalike Nelson Mandela
    Big Ian
    Gerard Houllier
    Alex Ferguson
    Kerry Fatona
  15. Bollocks, she'll go up like the Piper Alpha if she falls asleep drunk whilst smoking!
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