Dead Pool 2006

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  1. cpunk

    cpunk LE Moderator

    OK, time for your Dead Pool lists for 2006. Five nominations each and I'm putting up a prize of a shiny sixpence to the clever Arrser who gets the most in the calendar year 2006. Double points for successful nominees under the age of 40. Scoring stiffs must have an obituary in the Times, Telegraph or Guardian. Anyone found to have offed one of their own nominations is automatically disqualified, there is such a thing as integrity after all :D :

    My fading five:

    Ariel Sharon
    Margaret Thatcher
    Pete Doherty
    Bashar Al Assad
    Liza Minelli
     
  2. Wahhhh......we all know Maggie is the 'living dead' numbnuts :p
     
  3. Bob Geldof
    Tim Westwood
    Tony Bliar (these 3 are more of a fantasy and if any or all of them die it is nothing to do with me(with the posible exception of Westwood))
    the next two are the ones that i think are knocking on heavens door
    Phill the Greek
    Lesley Philips
     
  4. 1) Bruce forsyth
    2) jimmy tarbuck
    3) zaza gabor
    4) bez
    5) michael barrymore
     
  5. What about LJH? or was he drowned in monkey glue in 05 :wink:
     
  6. Shane McGowan (it's a dark horse, but a risk I like)
    Ariel Sharon
    Paul Newman (he's 81, FFS)
    Patricia Neal
    Maggie Thatcher
     
  7. Kate Moss
    Ariel Sharon (That's a pretty easy one!)
    Robert Mugabe
    Gary Glitter
    Lindsay Lohan
     
  8. The 2 poofs from Frankie goes to hollywood
    Dame Edna Everidge
    Next Door's Dog (soon and most probably from a large head trauma)
    Ronnie Corbet
    Barrymore (hopefully soon and if theres any justice from a huge ANAL trauma)
     
  9. well thats all of my nominations disqualified then.....
     
  10. Would bez notice if he had left us?
     
  11. My Rabbit
    My Goldfish
    Thatch
    Jonathon Woss (wishful)
    George Bush Snr
     
  12. Ariel Sharon
    Maggy Thatcher
    Bashar Al Assad
    Stan Lee
    The Crankies
     
  13. Ariel Sharon
    Ahmed Chalabi
    Mohammed Deif - leader of Hamas' military wing in the Gaza Strip
    Jacques Chirac
    Gerald Ford - aged 91!
     
  14. Ariel Sharon
    Maggie T
    Pete Doherty
    Saddam Hussein
    Gary Glitter
     
  15. Ariel Sharon
    Charlton Heston
    Saddam Hussein
    Harold Pinter
    Karl Malden