Dead friend

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by Vigilante, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.

    He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?"

    The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."

    There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says:

    "OK, now what?"
  2. This is supposed to be the best joke ever. Attributed to Spike Milligan. RIP