Dead as a Dodo

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Father_Famine, Apr 7, 2010.

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  1. [align=center]Dead Ringer for Love[/align]

    Well. I've heard it all now, two boxheads trying to smuggle out the body of an elderly relative.

    On the BBC News last night they swore blind he was alive, and that they had done nothing wrong.

    How do you think they should have repatriated him?
  2. Nice way of phrasing it FF "Boxhead" :)
  3. Should have wrapped him in an old carpet and sent him via 1st class post :)
    I doubt anyone at Royal mail would notice it was a stiff and by the time he arrived in Germany he would have decomposed so much he'd be nothing more than a big grow bag :p