De Stressing

#1
I have just received an email from a stressed out friend that is searching for an original idea to unwind. Any ideas or stories ?
 
#2
If it's a bird I can help, if not I don't give a T0ss. :D
 
#3
Indeed it is :wink:
 
#4
PM me her phone number and I'll give her my magic formula. 8)
 
#6
Find someone small and beat them up. If you can find a small child or, even better, a MLLAAAARRRR, then your in for stress free living.
 
#8
Tell her to squat over a mirror take a soldering iron, open her flaps wide and spot weld them to her inner thighs, then grab a spatular and give her bean a good spanking. :D
 
#9
You offering tosses out then dozy? :D
 
#10
cait said:
Tell her to squat over a mirror take a soldering iron, open her flaps wide and spot weld them to her inner thighs, then grab a spatular and give her bean a good spanking. :D
8O Cait, have you just invented 'extreme frigging' - an 'edgier' form of self-pleasuring? :?
 
#12
Cait.

You worry me, yet turn me on with every post. :twisted:
 
#13
Mexican Coal-tar heroin, injected into the underseide of the blaht.
 
#14
You should give her the arrse web address, she will then learn that what ever she is stressed about is not as bad as it first seemed!! :wink:
 
#15
I will send her a link to this thread if it gets interesting
 
#16
Hasn't cannabis been declassified? Problem solved.
 
#18
DozyBint said:
cait said:
Tell her to squat over a mirror take a soldering iron, open her flaps wide and spot weld them to her inner thighs, then grab a spatular and give her bean a good spanking. :D
8O Cait, have you just invented 'extreme frigging' - an 'edgier' form of self-pleasuring? :?
Frigging is such a crude word....

I prefer to call it artistic self loving.
 
#19
Do what all good Brits do when they are suffering from stress.....go and get pi.ssed.....dance like John Travolta (in your head but to everyone else you are Mr Bean)....go a get a kebab without mentioning Leeds United (bet you cant do it)...fall over a few times, jump in someone elses taxi...sh@g some fat munter.

I can guarantee when you wake the next day.....yesterdays problems will seem trival compared to the huge fat problem still snoring in your (swamped) bed.
 
#20
cait said:
Frigging is such a crude word....
Terribly sorry for offending your sensibilities, cait - I appreciate that you're a shrinking violet & are no doubt suffering an attack of the vapours now (although those noxious and corrosive vapours could be coming from your collection of MDN's soiled undercrackers) :wink:
 

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