De Stressing

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by wibblefishbanana, Apr 14, 2005.

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  1. I have just received an email from a stressed out friend that is searching for an original idea to unwind. Any ideas or stories ?
  2. If it's a bird I can help, if not I don't give a T0ss. :D
  3. Indeed it is :wink:
  4. PM me her phone number and I'll give her my magic formula. 8)
  5. How about a t0ss? That usually relieves stress!
  6. Find someone small and beat them up. If you can find a small child or, even better, a MLLAAAARRRR, then your in for stress free living.
  7. Just what I'd have suggested... :wink:
  8. Tell her to squat over a mirror take a soldering iron, open her flaps wide and spot weld them to her inner thighs, then grab a spatular and give her bean a good spanking. :D
  9. You offering tosses out then dozy? :D
  10. 8O Cait, have you just invented 'extreme frigging' - an 'edgier' form of self-pleasuring? :?
  11. There was no offer of assistance, it was merely a suggestion for self-sevice! :wink:
  12. Cait.

    You worry me, yet turn me on with every post. :twisted:
  13. Mexican Coal-tar heroin, injected into the underseide of the blaht.
  14. You should give her the arrse web address, she will then learn that what ever she is stressed about is not as bad as it first seemed!! :wink:
  15. I will send her a link to this thread if it gets interesting