We are all aware that DE officers are all blood sucking body snatchers from the planet fucktard in the Pon-C quadrant. Official proof is however lacking. It is apparent that the green gilled parasites in human form use code words and a secret language to try and identify themselves to each other. Please use this link to record any strange encounters of the DE kind you may experience. The information we collect on the alien codes can then be used to smash the fiendish space tadpoles. One of my own encounters, years ago, was of a young officer trying to be matey: Do you read Corporal Cernunnos? I read my charge sheet yesterday Sir No I mean a good book at bedtime, I like Tolstoy myself. I prefer to get under the covers with a well thumbed trollop I answered honestly. Ah yes Barchester! he beamed at me. Does anyone know where the planets Tolstoy or Barchester may be located. I think this may be an important clue!