DC Madam vows to name clients

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  1. oldbaldy

    oldbaldy LE Moderator Good Egg (charities)
    1. Battlefield Tours


    Twitchy arrses in DC methinks
  2. Blair spends a lot of time in Washington with some Bush or other...
  3. It wasn't that high class, pretty steep prices though...... doh.
  4. Blimey im in the wrong job, i wonder if BB67 fancies going into business with me.....
  5. If you want Scotlass I'll be your sales, advertisement and security manager.

    All I ask is 75% of the take and I promise to only hit you where it will not be seen.
  6. How much do you charge for Prima Nocte then lassie???
  7. Chocolate your rates are way to high, and Cad depends how many marriages and divorces i can fit in....
  8. 60% and I'll only use bitch slaps.
  9. Still to high and you dont slap class.....
  10. I know you don't slap class :D

    Ok 50% my lowest offer. I've got five kids to feed.
  11. Nah i think im worth it so i will wait for a better offer but thanx anyway chocolate.....
  12. Ok then, your loss though.
  13. Chocolate i have spoken to BB and she is willing to join forces with me, so do you wish to discuss new terms? Obviously BB would have to get the bigger share of the takings......
  14. 25%, no violence (unless you are holding out on me) and I get to test the merchandise first.

    I'm slitting me own throat at that price, and lower and I'll have to slit yours.
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