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Daytime Idling

#1
In just under two hours I am finishing work, getting on the Eurostar (from Brussels) and will not be employed for the next month or three. Now this is a voluntary step so I shall not be rushing off down the benefits office or job centre.

I see this as an opportunity to live of the earnings of my gf (supplimented by my pension), get to know my granddaughter a little better, do some work around the garden/house (very much put off) and look after the dogs.

I can foresee some slack time in between and, not wishing to drift into the mindless routine of daytime TV/drinking, what other suggestions do we have?

(On a serious note, I am also a member of, and welfare visitor for BLESMA. So if anyone knows any worthy causes out there who might need a visit?)

K13
 
#4
arby said:
smoke crack. The hours just fly by. Your teeth fall out though.
Hence prostitutes giving the best blowjobs.
 
#5
Rumpelstiltskin said:
arby said:
smoke crack. The hours just fly by. Your teeth fall out though.
Hence prostitutes giving the best blowjobs.
true true. In all seriousness, buy a playstation, drink a lot of cheap 80 shilling I lost 4 years like that and at the end someone gave me a degree.
 
#6
Watch every porn movie on Myfreepaysite and see how many w@nks you can knock out in a day! :D
 
#7
arby said:
Rumpelstiltskin said:
arby said:
smoke crack. The hours just fly by. Your teeth fall out though.
Hence prostitutes giving the best blowjobs.
true true. In all seriousness, buy a playstation, drink a lot of cheap 80 shilling I lost 4 years like that and at the end someone gave me a degree.
Yeah but you're now on the hit list of a wee gay man who wants a piece of that fine uni backside of yours.

Ahem, apparently
 
#8
mediumwhiteamericano said:
arby said:
Rumpelstiltskin said:
arby said:
smoke crack. The hours just fly by. Your teeth fall out though.
Hence prostitutes giving the best blowjobs.
true true. In all seriousness, buy a playstation, drink a lot of cheap 80 shilling I lost 4 years like that and at the end someone gave me a degree.
Yeah but you're now on the hit list of a wee gay man who wants a piece of that fine uni backside of yours.

Ahem, apparently
another valid point. you could spend your day discussing whether or not that charming man you met the other night is a dirty, bottom loving, godless pervert.





I mean gay.
 

B_AND_T

LE
Book Reviewer
#9
You could spend your day on ARRSE.
 
#10
I'm doing most of the suggested at the moment whilst working ... apart from the gay stuff of course ... cough ... anyone off to twickenham on Saturday?


K13
 
#11
B_AND_T said:
You could spend your day on ARRSE.
God no!!! Who would ever do that.....................
 
#12
k13eod said:
In just under two hours I am finishing work, getting on the Eurostar (from Brussels) and will not be employed for the next month or three. Now this is a voluntary step so I shall not be rushing off down the benefits office or job centre.

I see this as an opportunity to live of the earnings of my gf (supplimented by my pension), get to know my granddaughter a little better, do some work around the garden/house (very much put off) and look after the dogs.

I can foresee some slack time in between and, not wishing to drift into the mindless routine of daytime TV/drinking, what other suggestions do we have?

(On a serious note, I am also a member of, and welfare visitor for BLESMA. So if anyone knows any worthy causes out there who might need a visit?)

K13
He he I took 5 months off a couple of years ago. I taught myself HTML coding, or how to make a website. But after that I found that other than weekends I spent all my time here on ARRSE. :D
 
#13
Ord_Sgt said:
He he I took 5 months off a couple of years ago. I taught myself HTML coding, or how to make a website. But after that I found that other than weekends I spent all my time here on ARRSE. :D
Sounds like an idea. Where did you get the info from ... any tips, links?

K13
 
#14
Ord_Sgt said:
k13eod said:
In just under two hours I am finishing work, getting on the Eurostar (from Brussels) and will not be employed for the next month or three. Now this is a voluntary step so I shall not be rushing off down the benefits office or job centre.

I see this as an opportunity to live of the earnings of my gf (supplimented by my pension), get to know my granddaughter a little better, do some work around the garden/house (very much put off) and look after the dogs.

I can foresee some slack time in between and, not wishing to drift into the mindless routine of daytime TV/drinking, what other suggestions do we have?

(On a serious note, I am also a member of, and welfare visitor for BLESMA. So if anyone knows any worthy causes out there who might need a visit?)

K13
He he I took 5 months off a couple of years ago. I taught myself HTML coding, or how to make a website. But after that I found that other than weekends I spent all my time here on ARRSE. :D

Aint that the truth I stumbled across this site 2003 and thats been it despite times away on ex or digging sandcastles here most days. At the moment uni work is suffering!!!
 
#15
TheBigUn said:
Watch every porn movie on Myfreepaysite and see how many w@nks you can knock out in a day! :D
Then try to break your record.

Or, try to watch every classic war film ever made in order of production, then in the order of the events portrayed. Then in order of the dates of birth of their lead actors.

Plan in minute detail the exact method, location and timing or execution of every individual member of the current government, tailored to the Mikado-esque principle of making 'the punishment fit the crime' - Jacqui Smith violated to death by Albanian immigrants with a doner kebab, that sort of thing. It's passed many an hour for me.
 
#17
k13eod said:
I can foresee some slack time in between and, not wishing to drift into the mindless routine of daytime TV/drinking, what other suggestions do we have?
What's wrong with mindless daytime TV and drinking? And if you really insist on being intellectual, the alternative must be studying the racing form in "The Mirror" while drinking, putting your bets on, drinking some more and watching your selections lose while drinking.
 
#20
Mr_Deputy said:
those could be the last jokes we ever make Dragknuckle. I have a feeling he's quite a hard b'astard when he wants to be!
I have just got home from Brussels, turned on my computer to check for the sensible responses to my thread, read the posts ... and the tears of hurt are flowing swiftly down my unhardened cheeks.

It's always the same with you lot isn't it ... picking on someone just because they are different. It's not my fault I'm queer ... DISABLED ... I MEANT DISABLED ...

Have I pressed the submit button ... sh!t ... I did didn't I?
 

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