I'm sure I've done this before, but hey ho. Nominations please! Monday Mong Tuesday Twat Wednesday Wanker Thursday Thicky Friday Fuckwit Saturday Saddo (Normally me) Sunday Shithouse. The panel judging are Jarrod, Ravers, Zed - and me. (Token chick but I'm not shaving my fucking hair off.). We'll put it over to the public vote if it comes to a tie break. That fucking wanker whinging about self harm (obviously a sock) and the moonhead complaining about council houses and paying for his family are WAY up my list. So, ladies and gents, please nominate your Monday Mong.