Days Of The Week.

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by The_Snail, Jun 24, 2013.

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  1. I'm sure I've done this before, but hey ho. Nominations please!

    Monday Mong

    Tuesday Twat

    Wednesday Wanker

    Thursday Thicky

    Friday Fuckwit

    Saturday Saddo (Normally me)

    Sunday Shithouse.

    The panel judging are Jarrod, Ravers, Zed - and me. (Token chick but I'm not shaving my fucking hair off.).

    We'll put it over to the public vote if it comes to a tie break.

    That fucking wanker whinging about self harm (obviously a sock) and the moonhead complaining about council houses and paying for his family are WAY up my list.

    So, ladies and gents, please nominate your Monday Mong.
  2. Pebbles for sending me a PM at 3am calling me a wife beater.
  3. No, we know he's a mong.

    New mongs only.
  4. Could you please clarify the rules for me?
  5. Ladies and Gentlemen, vaaaaaanmaaaan is now disqualified from voting because he types with his head.
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  6. Two for one on brasso was it?
  7. Mr_Fingerz

    Mr_Fingerz LE Book Reviewer

    The clown responsible for this shining example of modern literacy standards:

    "Hey any one els got adsc on 7th of October 2013, if u do let me know if ya do and ill find u on face book or somint"

    S/he goes by the username of ntjb619 (or something similar thereto).
  8. Ravers

    Ravers LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    Mr "do my family get to live in a house for free when I join up" takes the leaders jacket.
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  9. The individual who started the "Days of the Week" thread gets my vote for Monday Mong

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  10. Mr "I'm in basic training, give my slaggy missus and her spawn a free house" gets my actual vote.
  11. I'm going to punch you in the throat until it swells like a watermelon xx
  12. Well if you had explained the fekkin rules,I would have used my penis.

  13. I've actually put you in charge.

    My game, my rules (Make them up as you go along).

    We need 4 Monday Mongs, ready for the "Twat Off" tomorrow. Unless there are new contenders.