Dawin Award Nominee

an unnamed fellow working at an insurance company ' accidentally' shot himself in both legs when his gun went off. Local police report that the man just' felt the need to carry the gun ' and brought it to the office without any particular purpose.

The bullet passed through his left leg and then his right and through the corner of a bookcase before lodging in the wall of a cubicle occupied by a 'startled' female co-worker.

the man did not have a permit to carry a concealed weapon, and the employer requires an employee to get permission to have a gun at work..

Bet that cancelled his payments under the Accidental Firearms Discharged At Work Policy.
Not eligible for a Darwin unless he actually died
Your description did not specify that he was dead which is a pre-requisite for gaining a Darwin
he lost his ability to pro-create therefore he removed his genes from the gene pool

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