David Shayler - "I am the Messiah"

#2
He can't be - I'm the messiah (I'm not mad though - please believe me) and my CO is definitely a shape shifting lizard
 
#6
DozyBint said:
Augustus said:
...and Ted Heath was a shape-shifting lizard.

Well yes he was...



PS This has been done before: CLICKY
He seems to have done a televised news conference today as he obviously feels he wasn't ridiculed enough last time.

Apologies for the duplication though. Well spotted Bint!
 
#7
He's not the Messiah - he's a fat bastard! Quite naughty too!

MI5 sacked him for trying to set up office in the cafeteria, near the pies section. He only jioned as the word "spies" sounds like "pies".
 

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