David Shayler - "I am the Messiah"

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  1. He can't be - I'm the messiah (I'm not mad though - please believe me) and my CO is definitely a shape shifting lizard
  2. cpunk

    cpunk LE Moderator

    He's not the Messiah, he's just a very naughty boy... etc etc etc
  3. Bouillabaisse

    Bouillabaisse LE Book Reviewer

    Looks like MI5 finally managed to get him to take the pills

  4. Well yes he was...

    PS This has been done before: CLICKY
  5. He seems to have done a televised news conference today as he obviously feels he wasn't ridiculed enough last time.

    Apologies for the duplication though. Well spotted Bint!
  6. He's not the Messiah - he's a fat bastard! Quite naughty too!

    MI5 sacked him for trying to set up office in the cafeteria, near the pies section. He only jioned as the word "spies" sounds like "pies".
  7. I want the next messiah to look like Marilyn Monroe.