David, Darren and Daisy.

Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by CplFoodspoiler, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. A pacific cruise ship sinks with only three survivors, David, Darren and Daisy. They swim to a small island and live there for a couple of years - doing what comes naturally.

    But, Daisy feels so bad about having sex with both David and Darren, that she kills herself.

    Sad for David and Darren, but they get over it and again nature takes its course.

    But, after a couple of more years the lads too feel really bad about what they are now doing . . . . so, they bury her !!
     
  2. well funny
     
  3. It could happen to anyone
     
  4. CplFoodspoiler

    CplFoodspoiler War Hero Book Reviewer

    Amen! I used to be a necrophilliac... untill some rotten cnut split on me!